Biography

RWP was born in Manchester, in the north of England, in the late 1950s, so he is very old. He really liked the north of England, which by 1965 was hip and had three TV channels, and where he went to a coed school. His parents, for reasons best known to themselves, then yanked him away, to Belfast and then Dublin, which had one TV channel that started up at 6 pm with the Angelus (Catholic call to prayer). He also had to go to an all boys school, where he realized he really missed girls. This probably let him focus on schoolwork, though, and at age 19, after he had finished college, he set off for America, where he still resides. He has a bachelors degree in biochemistry and a Ph.D. from Harvard in biophysics, and has lived also in Mainz, Germany, Setauket NY, and Richland WA. He currently divides his time between Nebraska, Rosslyn VA, and Florida.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Sex parties

Thanks to this morning's Sunday Times, I now know how to run a sex party. I have to admit, running a sex party is still not on my bucket list, but you never know when a skill might be useful. One could be on the organizing committee of an academic conference, say, and having successfully evaded all the really arduous responsibilities, have some officious chairperson say "OK, the last item is organizing the sex party. RWP, you don't seem to have anything else assigned. How about you take that on?" So there you are, stuck with it. And let's face it, if you put on a disaster of a sex party, you'll be branded as an incompetent for life, and never get to be on any other Really Important Committees.

Apparently the keys to a successful sex party are (1) candlelight and (2) not letting the men talk to anyone. See, when a man turns up at a sex party he says to himself. "Right, I'm at a sex party. Better go get some sex". And so the three or four vaguely attractive women at the party find themselves surrounded by men, while the other women, who are probably even more interested in sex, get ignored. Therefore the rule is, you can't initiate a conversation with her; you have to wait for her to initiate conversation with you. It's a bit much, but I have a feeling most men, although deeply wounded by the inequity of it all, put up with it, because sex.

If this all sounds horribly matriarchal, I expect that's because it is. Basically, the general tenor of life for a modern heterosexual white men is that if something is fun, or could be fun, they will screw with it until it becomes just vaguely unpleasant, but not unpleasant enough to make one put one's foot down and flat out refuse to participate(e.g. the opera). So, they're making American football safe by making all the really hard hits illegal; pretty soon you'll watch it because you remember it used to be fun, but can't quite recollect why. And I gather Sarbanes-Oxley has done the same to Wall Street.

It's gone way too far, my brothers. Time to reconstitute the Patriarchy (assuming it's OK with the wife)!

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