Biography

RWP was born in Manchester, in the north of England, in the late 1950s, so he is very old. He really liked the north of England, which by 1965 was hip and had three TV channels, and where he went to a coed school. His parents, for reasons best known to themselves, then yanked him away, to Belfast and then Dublin, which had one TV channel that started up at 6 pm with the Angelus (Catholic call to prayer). He also had to go to an all boys school, where he realized he really missed girls. This probably let him focus on schoolwork, though, and at age 19, after he had finished college, he set off for America, where he still resides. He has a bachelors degree in biochemistry and a Ph.D. from Harvard in biophysics, and has lived also in Mainz, Germany, Setauket NY, and Richland WA. He currently divides his time between Nebraska, Rosslyn VA, and Florida.

Monday, April 22, 2013

A poem for Dzhokhar

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was a pothead
Tamerlan a bit of a hothead
His brother was shot
Dzhokhar he was caught
And in prison forever he rotted.

...but wait, there's more!

A nutcase named Amanda Palmer
Had a bit of a crush on a bomber
"My Dzhokhar's a cutie
I just love his bootie"
His murders don't seem to alarm her

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